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Can’t Take Her Anywhere

humor mranonymous7 2018-12-04

Over the years, Georgette has developed a real love of sucking cock and the thing is that she doesn’t care when or where, as long as she gets it. Even though Georgette was next to me, the several other guys that were, as usual milling around the department looking at stuff were all discretely checking her out. The poor guy was awe struck; he couldn’t believe that Georgette was on her knees with his cock into her mouth. It took over fifteen minutes for Georgette to coax his cum from the treasured cock in her mouth but finally she did, it was all he could do to hold in his moans and groans. As she smiled at all the guys, the salesman looked at her, and breathless said, “Damn lady, you’re hot.”

It's Behind You!

humor naughtyannie 2018-11-28

Kevin felt himself blush involuntarily as he opened the dressing-room door and found himself confronted by the sight of Gary and Belinda going at it like a couple of rabbits. Maybe it was just that no-one wanted to be seen bonking the back end of Daisy the Pantomime Cow. It was bad enough that Gary (as the much more prestigious front end) got to do all the best comedy business, like waggling Daisy’s ears, fluttering her eyelashes, and butting the Dame up her well-padded rear. As Kevin tried to get his breath back under control, he felt the mouth withdraw, and a hand pulled his briefs back up over his still erect cock, but not before giving it one last kiss on the tip.

King Arthur in the Adventures of Cameltoe (Part 1)

humor MaxwellSpanx2015 2018-11-27

In fact, just talking about lovely Lance made me want to stop and finger myself right here on the cold stone steps. Climbing from the bed, I helped Lancelot drag Arthur to the bed “Thanks, Lance, you’re a good friend.” Never to know what it feels like to be touched by the sweet hands of love. “Don’t tell her anything, though, not while she lets me cum on her face every night.”I placed my crown back on my head. Now you know why I’m gay, these women are fucking nuts.“Look, you’re freaking me out now, Guin. He was acting like a guilty man facing the chop.“You know something about Guinevere, what is it?

Goldilocks

humor Cephas 2018-11-27

Goldie looked up into the man’s bleary, half opened eyes as she wrapped her lips around the head and sucked him into her vacuum-like mouth. Goldie hopped onto the surprisingly soft bed and placed her dripping pussy above the woman’s face (her horniness once again pushing out the possibility that the woman may not WANT to have sex) and then she herself started to get to work on the giant’s pussy. And so, tentatively, in a way that was oddly fragile for such a large bear of a woman, she gave a few weak licks to the pussy, gently caressing the clit with her tongue and mildly kissing Goldie's honeypot.

No Ticket if I Lick it, Officer

humor Eves_Garden 2018-11-16

Oh I love a man in uniform...I know why you roared up behind me on that motorcycle officer....I know why you have to give me a ticket...but I can't pay for it....unless you'll accept a bribe? You want to handcuff me while I suck your big cock? You might have to use a little....supplemental restraint :P

Cockshock, Chapter 1

humor Emerson501 2018-11-13

Reginald Woodrow Buttress felt the deep throb before he opened his eyes. Wrapping his long fingers around his pulsing, rock hard member, Reginald began his typical stroke, slow and light with a little twist at the top. Tom started to ask what he would like to eat and the strange man pushed him hard against the wall, reducing him to a pile of limbs and apron on the floor. When he eventually opened his eyes, he found an old man standing over him, a disgusted gaze on the stiffy that tented Reginald’s pants. Come here, son.” The man extended a yellow hand to help him up but Reginald jerked away from it, like it was a snake. The woman urged Reginald forward, continuing through the waiting room to another hallway, and finally to an exam room.

Future Cock

humor ChrisM 2018-11-05

First, I need to go to the office to report to Ted and check that he has deposited my pay and the interest for ten years in my account. She comes over, sits next to me, and starts to fondle my tits and pussy. Right now, all I want is your big cock up my cunt. Sitting at the table, I tell them that I am going to switch to male for the next little while. “Sam, I am sure you would like Carol, the woman we are considering. One of the reasons we chose her is that she looks a lot like you.” Johanna smiles and says, “Please Sam.” Ten years ago when I left, Bert had just set up his body shop.

A Laundry List, and Other Sins: A Porn Parody

humor oceanrunner 2018-11-04

Her lips were large and pouty, and whenever men saw her for the first time, they usually imagined her dick-sucking lips wrapped around their hard, throbbing cocks until they could empty into her slutty mouth and pretty face. When he pressed his big dick against her asshole, it hurt for only a second before his cock, which was all wet from her cream and his spunk, slid all the way into her virgin ass. Even though his name was Little Dick, he was even bigger than his dad, and when he pulled his cock out of his shorts, Flora knew it was going to be a good afternoon.

The Don has a booboo

humor SeanR83 2018-11-01

His Underboss, a beautiful woman called Paulina, sat in front of him in a low cut business suit that showed off her cleavage but at the same time meant she was all class. One thing the soldiers and the associates did not know about Don Mateo was his tendency to get angry and become like a child when things didn’t go his way. Don Mateo sat in his seat, his hand on Isabella’s head as she sucked him. They spoke and as they spoke Don Mateo got excited he half stood up making Isabella bang her head on the underside of the desk, this, in turn, made her bite down on his cock. Don Mateo put his thumb in his mouth, sucking it as a child would.

Tales from the Show Floor 04

humor Jessica_Liss 2018-09-24

And by the last one, if i wasn't ready to take a load in my mouth just to get rid of the taste of beer. I have my doubts about the analogy, but I take another sip of the beer, and I admit to myself, it doesn't taste like any load of cum i've ever taken down the hatch. I just sit back, and grab the jizz beer, to rinse the taste of actual jizz out of my mouth, occasionally glancing at him and glowering, even though deep down I knew it was my own damn fault. Not one time did it taste remotely like his fermented jizz beer.

Lesbian Test Ch. 06

humor BOSTONFICTIONWRITER 2018-09-21

There's nothing wrong with that, so long as you two understand that we're still just friends and not lovers," she said looking from me to Joe while we nodded our heads like bobble dolls. "I meant it rhetorically when I said that I'd rather have you grab my hair, slap me across the face, tear open my blouse, stick your cock in my mouth, and force me to blow you. Yeah, I wondered what your cocks would look like." She laughed, "There's been more than a few times I gave a glanced at your obvious erections that were hidden in your jeans." "It's okay, Joe," she said walking to him and giving him a long, wet kiss while her hand felt the weight of his fat cock.

Tales from the Show Floor 02

humor Jessica_Liss 2018-08-25

I walk over, standing in a loose circle with the other girls, looking over the man who was just talking. ‟Alright, no worries," he says, ‟now, I'm gonna call out a number, and I want you to put your hand down if you've worked fewer shows than the number I call out. Off the top of my head, I'd say girls that work car shows have like, a 40% chance of getting one of their holes stuffed. By the time I wipe the back of my wrist across my mouth and look up, he's already gone, and shortly thereafter I hear his voice again, calling the ladies together to go over the sales routines for the a.m. crowd.

Tales from the Show Floor 05

humor Jessica_Liss 2018-05-27

Again, his hands slide under what little there is of my outfit, applying lotion to my crotch and right up the crack of my ass. An older man walks up onto our boat, and I realize I still have no clue what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing. I feel like every pair of eyes there is staring at me, but I realize there are plenty of other women there dressed in as little as i am. I'm still a little confused at this point, because looking around I feel like the car's parked in. So, I drop my head into the lap of a man clearly at least three times my age, and, it's like sucking any other cock.

A boy and his girlfriend .......

humor papa61 2018-05-15

When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, He says "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem." "At this time of the night? She insistantly says "I've already said NO. At this point he pleas one last time, "My love... At that moment, the girlfriend's younger s****r shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the damn intercom button!"

R.I.P. John Spencer

humor Percivus 2018-04-04

well, I lost count hours ago how many times I told them the exact same story: The first time I saw the mystery woman was this morning in the teller line at the local Savings Bank on Main Street. I couldn't tell you who else was in the bank, or what they were wearing, ...and if it wasn't for 'that damn red dress' the mystery woman in front of me in line was wearing, I probably wouldn't have noticed her either. Then she said out loud, but not necessarily to me, "Perfect, ...all hundreds." Then she looked at me - my jaw was hanging, drool was probably coming out of the side of my crooked little mouth, I was dumbly staring at her legs, as she noticed my circus tent.

Tales from the Show Floor 01

humor Jessica_Liss 2018-03-04

I smile and go introduce myself, shaking their hands, we small talk a bit, and one of the men, we'll call him Mike, leads me over to one of their winnebago's, leads me inside, hands me a bag with my outfit, and says he'll meet me outside. "Well, I was talking it over with Joe, and we're both a little worried about your protein levels," Mike says. "Right, it's just, girls like you, you're always dieting and stuff, and I've found you actually get less protein than is recommended for the type of work you're doing." Last thing we need is your mouth smelling like some kids favorite issue of playboy all morning," he says, before turning and exiting the winnebago.

Gone Fishing

humor Sapphirestrand 2018-01-23

You just have to get into the boat so I can get on with this!" The old motor popped and came to life and just as Joe turned his back to head out Gabby came splashing into the water and stepped into the boat. "Woah, what's that?" Gabby asked, as Joe lowered what looked like a wired microphone into the water. "Wha- WHAT THE HELL?" he almost leaped up in place as Gabby lowered her head and took Joe's cock into her warm mouth. "I'd much rather do this than be taken to slaughter, uncle Joe," she said, half seriously, her attention now on her brother who she could see leaning on the railing of his boat as the patrol pulled up.

Tales from the Show Floor 03

humor Jessica_Liss 2018-01-19

I'm maybe a half foot taller than him, and my cleavage has a little bounce in that spandex top, and I can see him fighting hard not to turn his head and stare as we talk. Making a point to let guys put their hands on my hips, shoulders, even my ass from time to time, as I usher them around the booth, sometimes even pushing them along playfully. "Hey um, you want a break?" my boss asks about quarter after 12, "I was thinking I put up a sign, cover the boxes, and we hit the food court." I help him cover the boxes, he puts a sign up, asks the guy at the booth next to us to keep an eye on his stuff, and we begin our walk towards the food court.