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Husbands plan

humor bava12 2018-06-11

Then he said start getting ready and we will leave our daughter to my moms house. Then my husbands boss came near me and started talking to me and i don’t know wat was making me to talk to him. And now my head my started moving a bit and i was just wanting my husband to come and take me home and give me a good hard fuck. Then my husband came and took my boss a side and started chatting. Then the boss came took my hand and made me stand up. While going towards the room i heard the door lock and was feeling boss hand touch my boobs from my back.

My Journal

humor ricinatl 2018-06-01

I had to head off to work but before leaving I told my wife that tonight she would be begging for cock. I slowly pumped this fat cock into her pussy, giving her a little at a time. My eyes were wide open and glued to my wife as she pulled this fat cock out to the head and pounded it back into her stretched pussy over and over. Her eyes were closed and head tilted back as she let out screams of pleasure while continuing to drive every inch of this beast deep inside. When she stopped trembling I was so hard I immediately drove my cock into her pussy and started fucking her as hard as I could.

Cuckold Excitment

humor woreout 2018-05-24

I helped her put on her long coat and while holding the door open so she could set down in the car I saw her legs where in fact covered in stockings and they where held up by black garter straps. We where there only about five minutes and a tall black man came to the table and introduced himself as Tommy , I stood and shook his hand , before I could say anything my wife said Tommy this is my friend . We hurried home and as I ate her very well used pussy she told me that Tommy was so fucked out that she left him asl**p in his room.

A YOUNG SOLACE

humor JohnDough11111 2018-05-21

Unfortunately, my grandmother (wife of my grandfather’s b*****r; I called them ’grandpa’ and ’grandma’) started to have a hard time with her rheumatism and arthritis, so her daughter found her a parlormaid. Next day I went to the beach as usual, but around the noon I had to go back to the house because I’d forgot my camera. Her eyes were closed, with occasionally frowning (especially during breast grabbing) or she would watch a wall aside with a dreamy look, trying not to watch his bald head, untidy beard and hairy body with huge beer belly. His breathing was heavy and excited, like he would got heart attack every moment.

Mistaken Identity

humor 2018-05-21

It was dark, we had the running lights on, and when we reached the pass, he turned them off and turned right and said there is a party down the lake, and I want you ot meet this Nympho, and get laid real quick, and we can come back home, and jump in the lake, and she won’t be able to smell the pussy on you. After about 20 strokes, I pulled out and jumped around in front of her and shoved it in her mouth, treating her like a whore, she licked and sucked it as I shot a full load down her throat, and held her there until she swallowed. I went up to the beer truck, got a frosty, and saw my wifes’ cousin, he asked me where I had been.

Marriage

humor great_lover 2018-05-15

The next day the priest meets the wife in the shopping center alone. The priest looked and smiled in a funny way just to say "You get married one day, leave your spouse next, try to get back to fuck your spouse and possibly do that all over again". That is why as a priest, the nun to stay committed to whatever i want from spiritual to personal needs which is my favorite. The priest showed his body as naked and all the entire wife could say is, count me in whenever you need my service, here is my body and number as she goes naked. Is the priest that handsome or is it his cute or big dick which opens the way to say yes or she just couldn't hang on the old dick.

Joke-Untitled

humor papa61 2018-04-21

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner's wife to the bed The convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, Then gets up & goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! I saw how he kissed your neck. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Something funny

humor 2018-04-21

# 4 A man was visiting his wife in hospital where suggests he should try rubbing her right breast man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. opened his mouth and the man removed his A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he guy and says: ś foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch The big black dude picks up the small white guy asks the small white guy. The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what The small white guy says, "Thank God, I thought "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago "I know," the old man said, "We were probably

Lisa Tries a Strip Club

humor 2018-03-29

"Can I try making you cum now, Tera?" my wife asked looking into the woman's face and instinctively moving her hands to squeeze the dancer's large breasts again. Here I cum over your nice hot slut wife face." With one last thrust, the woman's sweating body tensed, her thighs now locked around my wife's head as she spasmed, her cunt contracting over Lisa's tongue as she buried it into the dancer's heaving pussy. Suck him till he cums all over us." Lisa's used her free hand to grab Tera roughly by the hair and push her face down onto my aching cock, the brunette's warm slippery mouth engulfing my dick Their fingers moved in unison in my asshole, sliding easily in and out of my tight ring.

Who are You and Why?

humor Yes2u4 2018-03-28

This is not a story, but hopefully a fun way to determine Who you really are and Why? Wife who sucks dick or slut that swallows it? Wife who loves to be eaten or slut who masturbates while being bitten Wife who wants to be held or slut that likes to be spanked Wife who complains about the size of her ass or slut that squeals in delight while willingly being taken from behind... Wife, Slut or Slut-Wife

It was Supposed to be a Joke

humor flashgordon562006 2018-03-27

Lisa said the outfit made her look like a slut and the guys would want her to put out. Since I had no money, I asked Lisa if I could use her for the bet to cover the raise. Then Lisa said she would do the same as she did for Bob. I looked at her and Bob and asked what that was. Lisa said that Bob offered her a big tip if I gave him a blow job, so I did. Bob agreed to that and Lisa came over and took out Bill's cock and gave him a blow job. I told Lisa it was all my fault as the whole thing was supposed to have been a joke.

MY WIFE BECAME PART OF THE DEAL

humor bobbyblue53 2018-03-24

When Alice came down the stairs she looked so hot I wanted to fuck her myself there and then but we needed to leave right away to make sure we got there before the client came, On the way Alice’s dress had ridden up her thighs with the buttons undone was now showing quite a bit of leg and it was making me really hard in my pants Alice noticed this and said I finished my call and made my way upstairs to the offices when I got there I could see Alice was sitting on a desk with her legs crossed again showing a lot of thigh to this client while talking to him,

The Truth About Swinging....

humor 2018-03-12

If you dont veiw others as merely "sex object" for YOUR sexual desires and fantasies,and understand that other people have feelings like you do,and that they have JOBS and friends and f****y and that you MUST be discreet,which means: Keep your MOUTH SHUT!, about what youre doing, because this thing can, and DOES cause one helluva a lot problems if there's a "falling out," or someone gets upset,and runs and tells everyone everything....and Oh,by the way,they arent going to tell everyone that they were involved,they are going to leave themselves OUT of it!So,the third question,is more crucial than you realize,and here it goes....Three) Are you being INVITED by another couple,or other couples, to swing with them???

My wife wanted a BBC

humor 2018-03-07

years of straight missionary sex. fantasies gave a much needed boost to our sex life and to this, and had always desired to see Susan fuck or She bought two of them over the next year. The following year she met several guys on the Internet twenty-five men that one year alone. He had a cock the size and thickness of her first dildo. his cock into her mouth because the head was almost She gave in to him and got the first ass fucking of her Susan found a new job the following week and continued to meet with men she met from the Internet. hooked on black guys but would never turn down any cock.

MY WIFE LOVES TO TEASE

humor bobbyblue53 2018-02-26

That night while we were in bed she asked me if I would consider taking photos of her and posting them on a web site to see what reaction we might get you know like posing in my underwear and wearing stocking and heels to show off my sexy legs what do you say lets give it a try I would love to know how many men would get off on seeing me near naked, I then told her to go over to the door and remove her bra and stand facing the doorframe at the same time making sure she pressed her breasts against the frame not showing her nipples I also said for her to raise one leg as if she was making love to the door frame, it was such a sexy pose I then told her to remove her thong so that she was totally naked but remain facing the door frame,

Nudist and Swingers

humor buratino66 2018-02-20

By now my cock was actually getting a bit on the hard side, partly because of Kathy's glances directed between my legs and my glances to her pussy and the lips that were now sweating wet. Anyway, as I layed back in the hot tub with this friendly woman a few feet from me the bubbles again began swirling and so did my cock and balls with the movement of the water. Half and hour later the wife smile and asked about the hot tub. My wife Sally followed coursed with mine and during that hour of drinking and talking Danny and I were both HARD and I'm sure the girls WET.

Why Women Don't Have Sex

humor alias_words 2018-02-04

After a long day at the office of men smacking my ass, talking to me as if I lacked intelligence and taking a pay cut so the CEO and his buddies could hit the bars after work, I was so looking forward to getting home to relax. That no good raisinette of a penis wanking bastard was up there again watching porn while the kids were home! All I could do was shake my head in disgust while getting another load of dishes going and writing a note to the babysitter about Suzi's head and how she needed to keep up on the dishes. So off to bed I went with erotic thoughts still dancing in my head I pulled off my nightie and found my favorite toy, BOB, my battery operated boyfriend.

Sperm Donor

humor zimabean 2018-01-30

"I think it would be better to have several guys ready and they all bang the woman while her husband watches, that way the sperm is fresh and delivered right to the spot and you use three or more men so no one knows who for sure knocked her up and I know several guys that would do that for free also." Was my reply. So my wife started to give me a blow job and then at the last possible second she have me nut in this turkey baster looking thing. I also had the pleasure of banging my mother inlaw, who was also so turned on by watching me and Tess fuck that night.

The wife is out again

humor fun2cum 2018-01-26

Meanwhile, the wife is out getting her holes filled with another guy's rod. She loves going out and showing other guys her awesome blow-job skills. She'll take off her dress and tell me about her little escapade, my cock getting harder and harder, then she will show me what she did to the other guy. I love running my hands up and down her stockings, knowing the other guy was doing the same thing. It is always so wet and juicy and I'll tell her I love the way her "just-fucked" pussy feels. She tells me she does (she never turns down a hot load!) and suddenly I'm filling her insatiable pink pussy with my white-hot cum.

First Time Watching My Wife Get Fucked

humor PureCoffee 2018-01-18

MY wife quickly turned her pack to the glory hole wall and with her had behind her on the guys dick I saw her slowly positioning his dick toward her pussy. I watched with mixed emotions as I saw my wife back up to the glory hole with her had positioning the dick behind her. I quickly left my peep hole watching her cleaning her pussy, as much as I was enjoying it, so that I could go out into the hall and pretend for my wife that it was me in the booth next to her with my dick through the glory hole. Both of the young guys we had seen in the bookstore had obviously decided to try the peeps and watch my wife and I through the glory hole.

Be My Girl

humor KarlVonWillebrand 2018-01-03

I was blue and lonely, If I’d had to much to drink I needed inspiration, A brand new start in life, But I didn’t want a wife The like I’d never seen, ’experience something different With our new imported toy, She’s loving, warm, inflatible She came all wrapped in cardboard, A breath of air was all she needed And pumped her with some life, That girl became my wife I blow her up with air She’s like a rubber ball, I bounce her in the kitchen And I bounce her in the hall And now my life is different Since sally came my way She’s everything they say she was And I wear a permanent grin, In case my girl wears thin

Joke..

humor papa61 2017-12-27

The wife is curled up, ready to go to sl**p, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?" "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."

Massage or what?

humor dlbiblkm 2017-12-26

For the first half hour I was on my stomach and man could she massage, my muscles were now pretty relaxed, she asked me to turn around on my back... I looked over at my wife and now the girl is standing up between her legs and I focused on the sound of their bodies hitting each other... I looked over and my wife was still getting fucked by that chic, she was breathing harder and at that point she wasn't covering her mouth anymore, her moaning started and I could literally hear the sound of that dildo going in and out of what is now "That I know" her wet pussy.

Going Fishin'

humor 2017-12-26

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire. The night before yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She had handcuffs and ropes on the bed! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did.